Noblemen,
I write in haste to announce a decisive victory. I've reserved a location for our festive Friday night dinner, June 12th, at 9PM. The place is called Tango Sur and it's at 3763 North Southport Avenue. It's 20 minutes north from the hotel on the Red Line.
Here's why Tango Sur is our hand-picked choice of inception:
1. It's BYOB. That includes beer, wine, liquor, whatever. No corkage fee. Buy it cheap and bring it with you.
2. It's Argentinian.
3. They serve steaks.
Also, I should note that I spent some time with the bachelor a couple weeks ago. He's in a terrible state. I admit that. He's not doubled over in pain and bursting forth with predicaments, but he's possibly worse off. He's four months from walking the plank and he's transfixed by friend requests on Facebook. He's in total denial that his manhood is in peril. We may commence the bachelor party and the Tango Sur dinner with an intervention. Something along the lines of 'You do know what you're doing, don't you?' It's as if he's never spoken to a married man in his life.
Matt Baker
Best Man, Cousin, American
I write in haste to announce a decisive victory. I've reserved a location for our festive Friday night dinner, June 12th, at 9PM. The place is called Tango Sur and it's at 3763 North Southport Avenue. It's 20 minutes north from the hotel on the Red Line.
Here's why Tango Sur is our hand-picked choice of inception:
1. It's BYOB. That includes beer, wine, liquor, whatever. No corkage fee. Buy it cheap and bring it with you.
2. It's Argentinian.
3. They serve steaks.
Also, I should note that I spent some time with the bachelor a couple weeks ago. He's in a terrible state. I admit that. He's not doubled over in pain and bursting forth with predicaments, but he's possibly worse off. He's four months from walking the plank and he's transfixed by friend requests on Facebook. He's in total denial that his manhood is in peril. We may commence the bachelor party and the Tango Sur dinner with an intervention. Something along the lines of 'You do know what you're doing, don't you?' It's as if he's never spoken to a married man in his life.
Matt Baker
Best Man, Cousin, American
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